Minggu, 09 Desember 2012

michael jackson

Having acquitted of child abuse in 2005, Michael Jackson retreated from the public.
In late June 2005 he went to Bahrain, an island country in the Persian Gulf 33 hosting the U.S. Fifth Fleet.
Is Jermaine Jackson, a friend of the son of the ruler of Bahrain, who introduced Michael to the country and is also credited with turning Jermain Michael of noise due to the embarrassing trial.
Abdullah Hamad Al Khalifa, the son of Bahrain's king, Michael treats even better than that.
He mengguyuri Michael with attention and dollars, then call it with the word "brother" and announce to the media that he has built a very close relationship with the star.
Jermaine converted to Islam in 2001 after a visit to Saudi Arabia, but the strongest indication yet that Michael show no relationship with Islam is its proximity to Islamic organizations in the U.S. which tend to be very fanatical, Nation of Islam.
In September 2005, Mohammed Bin Sulaiman, rally champion United Arab Emirates (UAE), Michael took a trip to the UAE. Abdullah sat in the back, while Michael in front, saying his heart again and do not be despondent anywhere, not in Los Angeles, not San Francisco, nor in Bahrain or UAE.
Abdullah gave Michael the money 300 000 U.S. dollars. Two months later, in November 2005, Bahrain Tribune front page proclaiming that Michael who withdrew into Bahrain to build a mosque at Neverland.
It is a form of respect for Michael to Bahrain to berths in his time was ruined because of child molestation trial. However, Bahrain Sheikh did not agree with this plan for building a mosque at Neverland with prostitution. Abdullah also demanded Michael with 7 million dollars.
The relationship between them is finally improving again, but the search Michael to the east over. He returned to Los Angeles a polluted and covered sorrow. In this city also he collapsed and died in the middle of preparations held a series of 50 concerts in England. Now the whole world mourned, including the Middle East region

adam hellen

Adam Hellen Keller was born a healthy child in Tuscumbia, Alabama, United States on June 27, 1880 at a place known as the "Ivy Green". From his father, he was a descendant of Alexander Spottswood a colonial governor of Virginia who also has a relationship with the family a family of heroes-North America. From his mother, he has a blood relationship with the families of New England including Hales, Everetts and the Adamses. His father was Captain Arthur Keller, a North Alabamian newspaper editor. Captain Arthur Keller also has a strong interest in the public life and was an influential person in their environment. In 1885 under the Cleveland administration, he was appointed Marshal for North Alabama.
Diseases that afflict Helen Keller at the age of 19 months makes it deaf and blind before he knew how to read and write. At that time he allegedly suffered from brain fever and perhaps now more accurately known as scarlet fever. Because the disease is in line with its growth, she became a wild child and disobedient, and clearly does not know the world around him.
The life of Helen Keller, who only started in March 1887 when he was about 7 years old. Today it is the most important day that she always remembered his life, he was the arrival of a woman from Tuscumbia Anne Mansfield Sullivan who became his teacher. Miss Sullivan, a woman in her 20s special blind school graduate named Perkin School. He is a man who gets his sight back through a series of operations. He came up unjuran sympathetic Alexander Graham Bell who is a family acquaintance Anne. As of today, Edua person, a teacher-student inseparable until his death in early 1936.
Miss Sullivan began his task to change a child's uncontrolled figure success by delivering a doll that is made of children from Perkin school (a special school for the disabled are then made for Helen). With spell doll (dolls) by hand, he hopes to connect objects with letters. Helen apparently learned quickly with the right method as well, but he does not know how to pronounce the words. For several days, he had a lot to learn to spell new words, but in a way that can not be understood by others.
One day he and his "guru"-a call to Helen Sullivan and forth to open the well pump. Miss Sullivan began pumping water and put Helen's hand under tap water. As soon as the water touched her hand, she tries to slowly spell the word 'water (water) with the other hand helen then faster and faster. Suddenly, the signals that can be understood by the mind of Helen. He eventually figured out that the water (water) is an exceptional cold flowing hand. Once he understood, he stopped and touched the ground and asked for her spelling. At nightfall, he had to learn 30 new words.
When he tasted education, he quickly learned to master the alphabet, both manual and special embossed for the blind as well as increase the ability to read and write. In 1890, when she was 10, she tried to learn to speak. Somehow he knew that a deaf-blind girl in Norway has been able to speak well. Miss Sarah Fuller at the Horace Mann School was the first to be a vocal teacher for him.
Since he was little, he always said one day I would go to college and eventually he proved it. In 1898, he managed to get into school for young ladies Cambrige before she entered Radcliffe College in autumn 1900 and finish school in 1904 with the achievement Cumlaude. During the following years until his death in 1936, Anne Sullivan was always by his side, constantly spelling book after book, lecture by lecture with her hand.
His formal education ended when he received a Bachelor of Arts, but during his life he always learned informally the things that are important to modern society. With extensive knowledge and many achievements in education, he was awarded an honorary doctorate from the university and harvard university temple seta from Glasgow University in Scotland; Berlin, Germany; Delhi, India, and Witwatersran in Johannesburg South Africa. He is also an honorary participant institute for education in Scotland.
In 1905, Anne Sullivan married John Macy, a critic and a prominent socialist. Marriage does not change the teacher-pupil relationship. Helen ended up staying with Anne and her husband. Both continue to provide education and activity time for Helen. During still a student at Radcliffe, Helen began his career writing and then practiced for nearly 50 years. In 1903, The story of My Llife (my story) appeared in serialized form in the Ladies Home Journal, and later appeared in book form. The work of the most popular and have been translated into 50 languages ​​including Marathi, Pusthu, Tagalog and Vedu. Also made in the form of a thin book editions in the United States. Another publication is: Optimistic; An Essay; The World I Live In; The song of the stone wall; Out of the Dark; My Religion; Midstream-my later life; Peace at Eventide; Helen Keller in Scotland; Helen Keller's Journal; Let us have faith; Teacher, Anne Sullivan Macy and the open door.
Helen Keller is a strong woman who was the inspiration for the world, and he was known as a fighter for women's rights, advocates for the disabled as well as productive and successful author.
Helen Keller could prove that physical limitations can not curb people to be successful, as long as there is confidence, hard work and passion.

learnin g at home friend

Learning at Home Friend
On the day SIAL
  This story Starting on Thursday, 19 January 2012. On that day, we agree for Learning and ICT tasks on Give to us.
  At first all went well, but ......!!! a few minutes later the mother came and scold us, we also Confused, Not no wind, there's no Ujan mother came and scolded us all.
  A few minutes later the mother came again, Expel We Unusual Animal Bag. Without a lot of words, we also get out of the house with Heart Disappointed and wonder.
  Oddly enough, our friend whose house was even still and no guilt anything. Even he did not ask sorry to us, he only saw the incident as if he did not have anything Wrong. It's a selfish friend.
  When we came out of the house they will suddenly rain down Deras, we also are forced to seek shelter, however we can not shelter.
  We were planning on going to a friends house we were house not far from where we were standing. With Very Forced we also walk in the midst of torrential rain that frightening.
  Arriving at our friend's house, it turns out there is no man in the house, they were all out. We also take shelter in the house patio.
  Starting Today Tonight, Isha Adhan has been in kumandangkan but the rain did not let up-subside as well. We also agreed to go home with berbasah-basahan.
  Arriving at the house, respectively, directly Gwe Update Status on Twitter

"Oh, Shame Banget Gw (>​​. <) Want Taru Where Gwe Advance? Gw period sma expelled my friends!!! is not fair anyway?
Weve Pelitt Family Association! '

  Oddly enough, my friends i had a Status Update Almost the same like gwe: D. And, Gw never thought gwe Many Mention Status ..

So the experience will be unforgettable experience for Us All. And premises is, we can learn from the mistakes we.

legenda of weeping stone

Legend of Weeping Stone
Legend of stone Crying (Borneo Folklore)
Disebuah hill away from the village, Kalimantan region there lived a poor widow and a daughter.The girl was very beautiful maiden widow. But unfortunately, he had a very bad attitude. She was very lazy, never helped her mother do the jobs. It works just preen every day.In addition to lazy, spoiled girl was his attitude at all. All requests must be obeyed. Every time he asked something to the mother should be granted, regardless of the state of the poor mother, each day must toil looking for a bite of rice.
One day the girl's mother invited down to the village to shop. The location of the village market so far, so they have to walk quite tiring. The girl was walking strolled by wearing good clothes and primp for people in the way they see it will be admiring her beauty. While his mother walked behind her carrying a basket with a very dirty clothes. Because they live secluded place, no one knew that the two women who run it is the mother and child.When they began to enter the village, the village people stare at them. They were so fascinated by the beauty of the girl child, especially the village youth who do not get enough of looking at her face. However, when looking at the person walking behind her, in contrast, really. It makes one wonder.Among those who saw it, a young man approached and asked her, "Hey, pretty girl. Is that runs behind it your mother? "However, what is the answer that girl?"No," she said loftily. "He is a servant!"Both mother and son then went on. Not how much, again a young man approached and asked the young girl."Hi, sweetie. Is that runs behind you is your mother? ""No, no," she replied with her head. "He was budakk!"That's every girl you meet someone along the way who asked about his mother, always answer it. His mother is treated as servants or slaves.At first, the rebellious daughter to hear the answer if someone asked, the mother was able to help myself. But after repeatedly hearing the same answer, and a very painful liver, ultimately the poor mother could not help myself. The mother prayed."Oh my God, a servant is not strong enough to bear this insult. So how could the biological child slave servant in such a way to treat yourself. Yes, God punish these prodigal son! Punish him .... "For the power of God Almighty, the girl slowly turned to stone disobedient. Change starts from the feet. When the change has reached half a body, the girl was crying for mercy to his mother."Oh, Mom .. mom .. forgive me, forgive my son for this iniquity. Mom ... Mom ... forgive yours .. "The girl was kept wailing and crying to his mother pleaded. However, everything was too late. The entire body of the girl eventually turned to stone. Even a stone, but one can see that his eyes still shed tears, like he was crying. Therefore, the stone comes from the girl who got her mother's curse is called "Crying Stone".
Such is the story in the form of this legend, the local people believe that the story actually happened. Whosoever disobeys mother who has given birth to and raise her, must have been laknatnya will get punishment from God Almighty
Another version
Birth of daughter and Wulan different half-hour has had a sign from nature. Daughter born amid the sudden weather change so badly, while his sister appears when the weather improved.
Once they start growing, then look striking differences. Wulan moral gentle, patient, and loving while the eldest daughter wastrel nan worried.
Worried by the situation, Awang and daughter Sari put into a boarding school with the hope that his son could change. Unfortunately, it was instead the daughter of behavior becomes uncontrollably boarding owners and caretakers.
The climax occurs when Awang visiting suluangnya daughter, Princess nonchalance to create a warehouse where he used to laze around on fire. Own daughter survived, but the father is struggling to save her baby had suffered permanent physical disability.
Fear will be punished for his actions, daughter escape from school and fell into the Julig, a shaman who wants to find victimizing a child's head.
Apparently, the casualties would be used for the construction of a resort on the coast of Darwin run a conglomerate. Lucky, forest-dwelling genie appeared couples Ranggada waterfront and saving Princess Sugari assassinate Julig and Darwin.
When Awang and Sari were puzzled look whereabouts costly, even life daughter having fun at the palace and the genie Ranggada Sugari to work as a companion to their only child Elegant.
Unfortunately though've been spoiled by both her adoptive parents, daughter misdeeds that have ingrained can not be lost. Finally spousal jin Ranggada and Sugari not take it anymore, they drove out of the palace princess genie.
After a terlunta are displaced and almost raped young scamp, the Princess also met with Awang and Wulan Sari and her sister. The meeting took place touching because they have been separated for more than 10 years.
Again peaceful atmosphere only lasted a moment, Princess returned spree accustomed its luxurious without care by parents who are threatened with bankruptcy.
His attitude is also very bad for the family. In addition to treating Wulan and her mother like a maid, daughter also harassing a disabled father. In fact, trying to defend Wulan Awang actually harmed daughter, who showed no remorse, until his death.
In the midst of the chaos of life and their families' increasingly helter-skelter, what should happen inevitably. The mother finally lost patience saw daughter's behavior. The more fatal, anger this time is much more severe than spousal jin Ranggada and Sugari.
Unconsciously the mother take an oath or curse. As a result, Princess directly into a stone statue that continues to shed water clear of the stone eyes. It is said that water is the tears of remorse daughter who unfortunately came too late

Funny story Khotib

Funny story Khotib What Not Disciplined more like this. Will be held in a mosque where the Friday prayers sermon is who will fill the preacher who likes to stretch this time. Time has shown almost at 12.00 noon the congregation has met the mosque and pray sunnah qobliyah Gomaa has also been implemented, but the preacher has yet to reveal his nose.
Takmir mosque was looking anxious and bilal readers had already read bilalnya hinga completed, but the preacher just come to look up the motors bututnya entered the courtyard. With great haste because the late preacher after his motorcycle parked directly enter the mosque as he says "excuse me .... excuse me ... excuse me ..." on each row of the congregation with the intention'm in love, knowing the congregation is full so there's no way to pass.
The earlier of the bilal was waiting at the altar while holding the wand. Then came the preacher in the pulpit preaching and directly facing the congregation he said to say hello, "Assalaaaamualaikum .... warohmatulloooohi .... wabarokaaaatuh ..." then start the preacher read the sermon.
But the preacher was surprised at the attitude of the pilgrims than usual, the congregation looks senyam smile looking at him, he thought that the pilgrims like the theme of the sermon he gave. The more excited he delivered his sermon to finish first sermon.
When the preacher was sitting and preparing would deliver the second sermon, he intends to rectify kopyahnya .... surprise, he .... when kopyah is on hold feels hard and round. "Alamaaaaaaaaaakkk ....!!!!" He said, apparently is on hold and not kopyah but ... Helem .... "he .... he .... he .... no wonder the pilgrims senyam see the smile on the preacher, lha wong helem he still wore off .... sure yet ..... ha ... ha ... ha ...!!!
Apparently before the preacher was so hasty that he forgot gesanya nglepasin helemnya yet ..... he ... he ... he ... This is the result of habit who like to be late.
That story sounds Khotib What Not Disciplined me to adjust the atmosphere of the holy month of Ramadan ini.Anda can also see Banget Funny Short Stories.

set of funny sms guesses

Set of funny SMS guesses:
Why a red light is on all vehicles in berenti?
Because in rem
Why the Country Africa poor?Being too busy ngeriting hair
Chicken what could be laying on the mountain, in the valley, in the tiger cage, just in all chance?Hen dong
What bird head two feet five?Bird magic
What people do not swim but his hair wet?Bald man
Snake wrapped around what can not?Snakes abis nelen crowbar
Small, white, tall, what hayooo?Rice stuck to ships flying
If sleep standing up, but if he sleeps standing?Big toe
Chickens hit by a car what can not die?Chicken longevity
Funny SMS rhythmically with puzzles
Which tools.You kagak pay?Stupid .. just like that in pikirin
Small items squeezed kick ..... ?Idung mole commander Kamra ......
What possessed but not owned pet cats laen?Kitten
What if the lights go out dipecahin guy?Lights neighbors. ell pecahin try, right out men
Why human nose in front?Because if the above, one can use baseball caps
Why wear a bike genjot feet?If you use the hand, no one is watching the circus
What is the difference between long beans with trousers?Bean when cut his name remains long kancangTrousers name when cut into shorts
Why should the vehicle off the left foot first?If the head of the first name was adversely.
Who invented the leather wallet?Who discovered the leather wallet please discharge me.
What birds make a girl happy?Burungkali I say I love you
What bone nyang blue??TULANGIT BLUE
Why New Guinea tribe wear penis gourds?Because if you use banana leaf rice cake Myspace mistaken.
People coconut naek plasticity apanye hayoo??Plasticity begonye ... where no one naek coconut, fresh coconut if naek Poon there.
Per what polite?Excuse me sir!
What wood renyahh??Kayupuk
SMS puzzles not use old and not crisp
What fruit are like using that war?Jambu pointy
What makes horse excited?I get windfall
Lights in pecahin out what people?Neighbors lights ..
Tivi what can swim?Tivikir-vikir's fish
Eels are most dangerous?Eels-ang many ental bangklut
What is the difference between the lean and obese people?Thin people eat liver, fat people eating places
What animal is the most long?Snake ngantre rice
5 people walk under a small umbrella but why none of the rain?Since it did not rain
What month is not in the calendar?Mrs. Lani ...........
Pocong what disenengin mothers?Shroud price!
Kera what makes jg fuss fuss?Food poisoning.
Green, breadth and length and width, what is salty behold??Golf ball on love salt
Why is definitely more stylish cowboy movie if ngerokok while naek horse?Ngupil difficult because if he's right.
Knapa "quack" always burn incense??Because if grilled satay, hungry patients to participate.
Ape what is most appalling.?Possessed by a jinn who had just got high blood pressure.
What is the difference with the ants?If people can be tingling, but if ants can not keorangan.
What causes jakarta often flooded ...??AIR
What fish can not swim?Fish stupid
Like a jigsaw puzzle with a riddle read below:
What can go in the closet bag ..?LEMARIBUAN ..!
What animals can be rich ..?HE WAN to be Millionare ..
Grandpa What can fly?His grandfather mosquitoes, flies, etc.,
Cockroaches what is in the hospital?Kecoalakaan
Gasoline mixed right, the 1 liter can be using around the island of Java?Gasoline mixed thrust
Which airport men like playboy?Juanda (especially juanda flower)
What is the name of well-known diseases in china?Kung Flu
Fish eyes what most small world?Anchovy china
What bad taste of oxtail soup?Tail .........., must PAY!!
Why English lady called WOMEN?Because when Adam saw that Eve was the first woman he said .......... man wou ...!!
What are the similarities carpenters and plumbers satay soup?Sama2 not sell meatballs!
Red, yellow, green, light brown and dark brown together, what's that ..?Bob Marley go scout
Soap what can ngebuat resentful very same people we are??Sabuntar sabuntar fart
How do I make the egg turn into a pineapple??telornya on the cob, while still hot kasihin directly to young children, Myspace say, "PINEAPPLE, PINEAPPLE"
What's the most exhausted horse ..?kudaki mountain while squatting
Sate what of japan ..?Sateria Steel Black ..
SMS super cute with puzzles didalamnnya, please enjoy
Why Bees Buzzing?Because can not whistle
What KTP same equation salted egg?Equally in stamp
Who's the kid who likes to wander bali?Made, the evidence is everywhere there is Made in japan, made in USA, made in china, and so on.
Holes what makes us Seger?Lubangun morning, then gym, shower & breakfast.
What animal likes to fight ...?Perwakiran Animal People.
Duck what way are always going around to the left and hold?Duck locked handlebar
Why did the duck fries taste good?Because there is the letter 'B' it, if not try any, dare to eat?
There were 10 ducks at times 2 so how?8, because that 2 more maen at times, right?
What animal brothers?Frog brothers
Why kids love jumping frog?The usual ... his name also children. Like fun ...
What animal is the most bizarre?Grasshoppers and butterflies. Because kalo kalo eat rice during a night of drinking milk
What animal names 2 letters?U and g
What has six legs and can fly?Three birds!
How do you prevent a dog not to pee in the back seat?Move to the front seat!
Have eight legs but used only four?A horse that is being ridden by two people!
Who is always a victim of extortion?Milch cow
How to Distinguish Zebra Males With Females?Males Original Colorful Zebra Black Line - the line White, Zebra Colour Females White Original Line - Black Line
If you hit a hit even in pain?Mosquitoes are again stuck in the nose!
Mice taon ask if re-gift what?Bicycles (bodo!! Which re taon khan dong up her ... so ...)
How do I know there are rats in the refrigerator?First clay ... outside of the fridge there is a bike ga?
How many feet of a buffalo?Eight (8), namely: two left legs, two right legs, two front legs and two rear legs
Black, white, red, is it?Zebra abis dikerokin
What monkeys have long hair?Monkey longish
What animals are most affected if another cold?Elephant (alone imagine aja)
What short elephant trunk?Elephant snub
What are the similarities of elephants and power lines?Equally can not fly
How can 5 elephants naek sedan?2 in the front 3 in the back
The most hated animals seals?Cat marine
What is the difference between a cat ama kucring?If cat feet four, if kucring feet emprat
What ball like a cat?Ball emon
Puzzles in an SMS
Why crowing cock if his brake?Because already memorized the text
What a great chicken?Chicken universe
Why New Guinea tribe wear penis gourds?Because if you use banana leaf rice cake mistaken Myspace
Why deer did not both?Because indosiar it for you
Why in the three-wheeler is not no mosquitoes?Because mosquitoes here only three wheels afraid
Who is Indonesia's most powerful woman?Nyonya Meneer, 1918
Why when I'm thinking this guy holding his forehead?It was because, his forehead holding anyone else!
What is the most matre objects'?Payphones, khan new money would be given if the work
What is the difference between gloves and safety?If the glove boxes that can not be glove-box glove
Trees are the most on the day of Eid?Sorry trees and unseen
What a great thing the white winged and tastes salty?Plane crash into the sea donk ...!!
God what is loneliness?Dewakto sendere
How many hurufkah in the alphabet?There are 5 (five) a-b-j-a-d


There are guns cock crowing afternoons?Nothing, that is my crowing ... my ... ruyuuuukk.
What items are more useful after the break?Eggs
There are roosters pala'nya African american tail, wings in Jakarta, his eyes on Brazil, where there eggs?Roosters where there's a Bertelor ...
What chickens lay eggs where aja?Hen
Kebo what makes people tired?Kebogor walk
Why do cats always look if chased the dog back?Because do not have a rearview mirror
What the small hole in the world?Ass hole ... if you want to pass wind aja must scream
Fuck that up and down under the navel?Zippers
Monkey what is annoying?Monyetelin tv kagak can, monyetelin kagak radio can also
Smooth exterior it in shambles?Grandma naek mercy
Much in the eyes close to the heart ...... what 'an ......?Guts!!!
Watermelon, dilubangin, given ice chips, whipped-cream kept digelindingin. So what?So far
If you're in the dark and cold and you have a match api.disitu no torches, candles, and firewood. what first you hidupin?Lighters dong
If closed he would peek, but if he would open the grumpy?People rickshaw ride in the rain
Kera what could broadcast news?Relatives working TVRI
When should we open the door?If the door is closed
Pedicab what can not be in the paint?Pedicab missing
What little bulleted item, but if squeezed out one?The bell house
Nyarinya hard, after dapet, direct dibuang.apaan?Ngupil
Funny SMS abiz made by people funny too:
Why did robin become crime-fighting?Because he met at the same ketemunya batman .. if he's going to open a shop baskin ice cream
What difference jengkol same shoes?If shoes shined, if jengkol in stews
Months what people eat at least?Fasting Month
Why are palm trees in front of the house should be cut?Because if weight lifted
Why do people die in a pack with a shroud?If given batik cloth ntar him to be invited ....!!
I have three heads, three legs, three arms and three fingers. Who am I?Liar
What clock winder muter needle to the left?Hours lefty
What door on the same 10 people dorong2 not going to open?The door that was his "PULL"
Chicken what you can not retreat?where there is a chicken can retreat
Hunchback her how?Brake


What is the most delicious egg?Eggs are another gatel carded trus-scratching
What a frightening egg?Salted egg, because there are tattoo
Salted egg sapa ama afraid?Ama quail eggs, for more tattoo
Quail egg sapa ama afraid?Ama telormu, abis seeh yours had a gun!
Why piglets if looking down the road?Embarrassed motherless pig
Why if the bunnies like jumping?Because her mother is not happy pig
What is the difference camels with kale?If a camel in Arabic, if kale in the ointment
What's the difference moody with scavenger?Moody never felt happy, while scavengers pelnah not melasa gembila
Why corpse wrapped in white cloth?Wearing black ...?? Who's afraid!!!
Why is Africa poor country?Being too busy ngeriting hair
What kind of exercise most severe?Chess. Era fort ama horse pulled up
Who is the sexiest president of Indonesia?Pa ha Bibi
Why steering wheel lying if 'not in the right ya on the left. Kok'nggak in the middle?Let's easy if you want ngeludah
Sri Rama Sinta Why choose?Since the skin is not white skin Santi Sprott
Why Superman's red underwear?Because forget wear pads
Why does Superman wear his shirt the letter S?Because if you use M or XL too big
Why not marry superman wonderwoman ama?Yes weve not match
Why Batman symbol is not B?Since Bobo already using that same ...
Batman if sleeping where behold?Bedcover
What's the difference puppets, shoes, and jengkol?If there is such thing as puppet Semar, if shoes shined, if jengkol disemur
Potatoes what can make a baby laugh?Kentangtingtungtingtangtingtung
I have five oranges you asked for asked for one, the rest is how much?Yes still five because you do not be given ...
What if up and down, if I go up and down?Handyman Beca, if the course up for push him down, way down if he rides again
People are busy most patient sits where?In the toilet
Ban what I can eat, dancing, singing, and talking?Sissy
The money that was thrown so what?So fight
Kecebur blue shoes in the Red Sea so what?So faded
Why stone sink when put into water?Because stone baseball can swim!
There are not that dangerous if rambutan fruit we eat?There, if you eat in the middle of the highway!
How do people laugh lisp?Teltawa telkekeh kekeh
What is the difference a glass of ice mixed with a glass of water?Approximately five hundred dollars!
How is the fastest way to fatten the body?Go to the beehive!
If black sort of clean, white spelled that dirty?Chalkboard!
What is the equation of money and secrets?Both are hard to hold!
Always silent but always around the corner of the world?Stamps!
How to multiply money quickly?Put it in front of the glass!

how to make bakso

HOW TO MAKE BAKSO
MATERIALS:
300 GR BEEF OR CHICKEN chopped
3 HR KANJI FLOUR (FLOUR TAPIOCA)
3 FRUITS GARLIC, mashed / 2 SDT GARLIC POWDER
1 egg, white ONLY
SDT BAKING POWDER 1 DEVELOPING GOOD TO BE baksonya
1 tsp fine salt
1 BLOCK FRUIT MAGGI
Pepper powder to taste
PALA powder to taste

UTK enough water boiling bulb SI ^ _ ^

MAKING:
ABOVE ALL MATERIALS WITH Stir until mixed BLENDER
FLAT AND SOFT. REPEAT MANY TIMES UNTIL SMOOTH AND SOFT.

IF TOO HARD DIBLEND, GIVE A LITTLE WATER ICE.

AFTER FINE AND UNEVEN, FORM A BULATAN2 BAKSO
(Aka. bulb) 2 USING SMALL FRUIT SPOON.

IF MY LAZY AS THERE ARE MORE PRACTICAL WAY;
PUT HANDS ditelapak SEKEPALAN dough,
MOBILE PRESS LIKE TO BE fist and compact,
Remove dough END OF fist (thumb and forefinger BETWEEN),
CUT rounded WITH SMALL SPOON.
NO RESULTS SEBULAT BAKSO rounded one by one-ONE,
ROUNDING PROCESS BUT FASTER bulb JAUUUUH