story humor

STORY HUMOR 13 People paused amid the warmth of the sauna, the people of the United States, Japan and Indonesia. The silence in the room was broken by the sound of steam, .. beep ... beep .... beep ... The Americans opened the palm of his left hand, and read the writing ditelapak his hand. Two mates 'sauna' to the astonishment of his writings that appeared ditelapak the hands of the Americans. "Oh, my palms have implanted chips, I can instantly receive SMS messages without a tool, it indirectly featured SMS ditelapak my hand ..." said the American when he saw two men stare. A moment later the phone rang, the Japanese raised his right hand, thumb held to the ear while the pinkie finger kebibirnya, "Oh sorry, I did receive a phone call first, my hands already contain chips, I can receive and talk with two of my fingers without using HP" says the Japanese. Seeing all this, the Indonesian was getting nervous, what can I point out to beat this guy? he thought. Due to stress, desire to defecate unbearable. After urination, he returned again to the steam room, but because of the unusual wash his butt with toilet paper, toilet paper string still dangling from her ass cleavage. To my surprise the Japanese and the Americans pointing to thread the paper 'rest' and they will say: "What paper was hanging dibokong you ...?" "Oh sorry, I just received Fax .." Indonesia is answeredSTORY HUMOR 2
 One day in one of the rooms in the building MPR / DPR. A newly appointed board member, was still awkward, innocent and completely awkward. Apparently he is the representative of the area and have never worked or had a magnificent room. A few moments later, there was a knock on his office door. Once opened, standing front of two people with large suitcases and a roll of wire. "Well ..., this is definitely a TV reporter who wanted to interview me ...", he thought to himself. To appear authoritative and defend the people, while looking at the clock and pick up the phone he said: "Sorry wait a minute, now I have to contact the chairman of the faction to report the results of today's hearing ..." Then for some twenty minutes he called and involved high-level talks, with occasional mention 'for the people' or 'people's interest' out loud. When finished he put the phone down he said to the two guests TSB. "Well, now we can start the interview ..." The two men looked confused and looked at each other. Finally one of them said: "I'm sorry sir ... we come here you want to install a phone line ..."