set of funny sms guesses

Set of funny SMS guesses:
Why a red light is on all vehicles in berenti?
Because in rem
Why the Country Africa poor?Being too busy ngeriting hair
Chicken what could be laying on the mountain, in the valley, in the tiger cage, just in all chance?Hen dong
What bird head two feet five?Bird magic
What people do not swim but his hair wet?Bald man
Snake wrapped around what can not?Snakes abis nelen crowbar
Small, white, tall, what hayooo?Rice stuck to ships flying
If sleep standing up, but if he sleeps standing?Big toe
Chickens hit by a car what can not die?Chicken longevity
Funny SMS rhythmically with puzzles
Which tools.You kagak pay?Stupid .. just like that in pikirin
Small items squeezed kick ..... ?Idung mole commander Kamra ......
What possessed but not owned pet cats laen?Kitten
What if the lights go out dipecahin guy?Lights neighbors. ell pecahin try, right out men
Why human nose in front?Because if the above, one can use baseball caps
Why wear a bike genjot feet?If you use the hand, no one is watching the circus
What is the difference between long beans with trousers?Bean when cut his name remains long kancangTrousers name when cut into shorts
Why should the vehicle off the left foot first?If the head of the first name was adversely.
Who invented the leather wallet?Who discovered the leather wallet please discharge me.
What birds make a girl happy?Burungkali I say I love you
What bone nyang blue??TULANGIT BLUE
Why New Guinea tribe wear penis gourds?Because if you use banana leaf rice cake Myspace mistaken.
People coconut naek plasticity apanye hayoo??Plasticity begonye ... where no one naek coconut, fresh coconut if naek Poon there.
Per what polite?Excuse me sir!
What wood renyahh??Kayupuk
SMS puzzles not use old and not crisp
What fruit are like using that war?Jambu pointy
What makes horse excited?I get windfall
Lights in pecahin out what people?Neighbors lights ..
Tivi what can swim?Tivikir-vikir's fish
Eels are most dangerous?Eels-ang many ental bangklut
What is the difference between the lean and obese people?Thin people eat liver, fat people eating places
What animal is the most long?Snake ngantre rice
5 people walk under a small umbrella but why none of the rain?Since it did not rain
What month is not in the calendar?Mrs. Lani ...........
Pocong what disenengin mothers?Shroud price!
Kera what makes jg fuss fuss?Food poisoning.
Green, breadth and length and width, what is salty behold??Golf ball on love salt
Why is definitely more stylish cowboy movie if ngerokok while naek horse?Ngupil difficult because if he's right.
Knapa "quack" always burn incense??Because if grilled satay, hungry patients to participate.
Ape what is most appalling.?Possessed by a jinn who had just got high blood pressure.
What is the difference with the ants?If people can be tingling, but if ants can not keorangan.
What causes jakarta often flooded ...??AIR
What fish can not swim?Fish stupid
Like a jigsaw puzzle with a riddle read below:
What can go in the closet bag ..?LEMARIBUAN ..!
What animals can be rich ..?HE WAN to be Millionare ..
Grandpa What can fly?His grandfather mosquitoes, flies, etc.,
Cockroaches what is in the hospital?Kecoalakaan
Gasoline mixed right, the 1 liter can be using around the island of Java?Gasoline mixed thrust
Which airport men like playboy?Juanda (especially juanda flower)
What is the name of well-known diseases in china?Kung Flu
Fish eyes what most small world?Anchovy china
What bad taste of oxtail soup?Tail .........., must PAY!!
Why English lady called WOMEN?Because when Adam saw that Eve was the first woman he said .......... man wou ...!!
What are the similarities carpenters and plumbers satay soup?Sama2 not sell meatballs!
Red, yellow, green, light brown and dark brown together, what's that ..?Bob Marley go scout
Soap what can ngebuat resentful very same people we are??Sabuntar sabuntar fart
How do I make the egg turn into a pineapple??telornya on the cob, while still hot kasihin directly to young children, Myspace say, "PINEAPPLE, PINEAPPLE"
What's the most exhausted horse ..?kudaki mountain while squatting
Sate what of japan ..?Sateria Steel Black ..
SMS super cute with puzzles didalamnnya, please enjoy
Why Bees Buzzing?Because can not whistle
What KTP same equation salted egg?Equally in stamp
Who's the kid who likes to wander bali?Made, the evidence is everywhere there is Made in japan, made in USA, made in china, and so on.
Holes what makes us Seger?Lubangun morning, then gym, shower & breakfast.
What animal likes to fight ...?Perwakiran Animal People.
Duck what way are always going around to the left and hold?Duck locked handlebar
Why did the duck fries taste good?Because there is the letter 'B' it, if not try any, dare to eat?
There were 10 ducks at times 2 so how?8, because that 2 more maen at times, right?
What animal brothers?Frog brothers
Why kids love jumping frog?The usual ... his name also children. Like fun ...
What animal is the most bizarre?Grasshoppers and butterflies. Because kalo kalo eat rice during a night of drinking milk
What animal names 2 letters?U and g
What has six legs and can fly?Three birds!
How do you prevent a dog not to pee in the back seat?Move to the front seat!
Have eight legs but used only four?A horse that is being ridden by two people!
Who is always a victim of extortion?Milch cow
How to Distinguish Zebra Males With Females?Males Original Colorful Zebra Black Line - the line White, Zebra Colour Females White Original Line - Black Line
If you hit a hit even in pain?Mosquitoes are again stuck in the nose!
Mice taon ask if re-gift what?Bicycles (bodo!! Which re taon khan dong up her ... so ...)
How do I know there are rats in the refrigerator?First clay ... outside of the fridge there is a bike ga?
How many feet of a buffalo?Eight (8), namely: two left legs, two right legs, two front legs and two rear legs
Black, white, red, is it?Zebra abis dikerokin
What monkeys have long hair?Monkey longish
What animals are most affected if another cold?Elephant (alone imagine aja)
What short elephant trunk?Elephant snub
What are the similarities of elephants and power lines?Equally can not fly
How can 5 elephants naek sedan?2 in the front 3 in the back
The most hated animals seals?Cat marine
What is the difference between a cat ama kucring?If cat feet four, if kucring feet emprat
What ball like a cat?Ball emon
Puzzles in an SMS
Why crowing cock if his brake?Because already memorized the text
What a great chicken?Chicken universe
Why New Guinea tribe wear penis gourds?Because if you use banana leaf rice cake mistaken Myspace
Why deer did not both?Because indosiar it for you
Why in the three-wheeler is not no mosquitoes?Because mosquitoes here only three wheels afraid
Who is Indonesia's most powerful woman?Nyonya Meneer, 1918
Why when I'm thinking this guy holding his forehead?It was because, his forehead holding anyone else!
What is the most matre objects'?Payphones, khan new money would be given if the work
What is the difference between gloves and safety?If the glove boxes that can not be glove-box glove
Trees are the most on the day of Eid?Sorry trees and unseen
What a great thing the white winged and tastes salty?Plane crash into the sea donk ...!!
God what is loneliness?Dewakto sendere
How many hurufkah in the alphabet?There are 5 (five) a-b-j-a-d


There are guns cock crowing afternoons?Nothing, that is my crowing ... my ... ruyuuuukk.
What items are more useful after the break?Eggs
There are roosters pala'nya African american tail, wings in Jakarta, his eyes on Brazil, where there eggs?Roosters where there's a Bertelor ...
What chickens lay eggs where aja?Hen
Kebo what makes people tired?Kebogor walk
Why do cats always look if chased the dog back?Because do not have a rearview mirror
What the small hole in the world?Ass hole ... if you want to pass wind aja must scream
Fuck that up and down under the navel?Zippers
Monkey what is annoying?Monyetelin tv kagak can, monyetelin kagak radio can also
Smooth exterior it in shambles?Grandma naek mercy
Much in the eyes close to the heart ...... what 'an ......?Guts!!!
Watermelon, dilubangin, given ice chips, whipped-cream kept digelindingin. So what?So far
If you're in the dark and cold and you have a match api.disitu no torches, candles, and firewood. what first you hidupin?Lighters dong
If closed he would peek, but if he would open the grumpy?People rickshaw ride in the rain
Kera what could broadcast news?Relatives working TVRI
When should we open the door?If the door is closed
Pedicab what can not be in the paint?Pedicab missing
What little bulleted item, but if squeezed out one?The bell house
Nyarinya hard, after dapet, direct dibuang.apaan?Ngupil
Funny SMS abiz made by people funny too:
Why did robin become crime-fighting?Because he met at the same ketemunya batman .. if he's going to open a shop baskin ice cream
What difference jengkol same shoes?If shoes shined, if jengkol in stews
Months what people eat at least?Fasting Month
Why are palm trees in front of the house should be cut?Because if weight lifted
Why do people die in a pack with a shroud?If given batik cloth ntar him to be invited ....!!
I have three heads, three legs, three arms and three fingers. Who am I?Liar
What clock winder muter needle to the left?Hours lefty
What door on the same 10 people dorong2 not going to open?The door that was his "PULL"
Chicken what you can not retreat?where there is a chicken can retreat
Hunchback her how?Brake


What is the most delicious egg?Eggs are another gatel carded trus-scratching
What a frightening egg?Salted egg, because there are tattoo
Salted egg sapa ama afraid?Ama quail eggs, for more tattoo
Quail egg sapa ama afraid?Ama telormu, abis seeh yours had a gun!
Why piglets if looking down the road?Embarrassed motherless pig
Why if the bunnies like jumping?Because her mother is not happy pig
What is the difference camels with kale?If a camel in Arabic, if kale in the ointment
What's the difference moody with scavenger?Moody never felt happy, while scavengers pelnah not melasa gembila
Why corpse wrapped in white cloth?Wearing black ...?? Who's afraid!!!
Why is Africa poor country?Being too busy ngeriting hair
What kind of exercise most severe?Chess. Era fort ama horse pulled up
Who is the sexiest president of Indonesia?Pa ha Bibi
Why steering wheel lying if 'not in the right ya on the left. Kok'nggak in the middle?Let's easy if you want ngeludah
Sri Rama Sinta Why choose?Since the skin is not white skin Santi Sprott
Why Superman's red underwear?Because forget wear pads
Why does Superman wear his shirt the letter S?Because if you use M or XL too big
Why not marry superman wonderwoman ama?Yes weve not match
Why Batman symbol is not B?Since Bobo already using that same ...
Batman if sleeping where behold?Bedcover
What's the difference puppets, shoes, and jengkol?If there is such thing as puppet Semar, if shoes shined, if jengkol disemur
Potatoes what can make a baby laugh?Kentangtingtungtingtangtingtung
I have five oranges you asked for asked for one, the rest is how much?Yes still five because you do not be given ...
What if up and down, if I go up and down?Handyman Beca, if the course up for push him down, way down if he rides again
People are busy most patient sits where?In the toilet
Ban what I can eat, dancing, singing, and talking?Sissy
The money that was thrown so what?So fight
Kecebur blue shoes in the Red Sea so what?So faded
Why stone sink when put into water?Because stone baseball can swim!
There are not that dangerous if rambutan fruit we eat?There, if you eat in the middle of the highway!
How do people laugh lisp?Teltawa telkekeh kekeh
What is the difference a glass of ice mixed with a glass of water?Approximately five hundred dollars!
How is the fastest way to fatten the body?Go to the beehive!
If black sort of clean, white spelled that dirty?Chalkboard!
What is the equation of money and secrets?Both are hard to hold!
Always silent but always around the corner of the world?Stamps!
How to multiply money quickly?Put it in front of the glass!